beejesus

two things:
one) i almost poured vodka in my ramen noodles
- i just googled how to make ramen noodles in the microwave (yes i'm that challenged) and the instructions said to add water to a bowl. well, i have about 10 water bottles and one water bottle of vodka in my fridge. lo and behold, i grab the vodka bottle. i smelled it first so i stopped myself. thank god. what a waste of ramen that would have been!
two) i decided to use water fountain water ANYWAY so i was filling my water bottle at the water fountain and it made me really have to pee so i ended up doing that cross-legged hop n' bop at the water fountain until the bottle was full. i'm so lazy sometimes...

for those who are also challenged, here's how you make ramen in the microwave:

1. Break the Ramen noodles while the bag is still sealed or leave it in a block to have long noodles.
2. Put the noodles into a bowl. Fill the bowl with water until the water reaches just to the top of the noodles
3. Microwave it for four minutes.
4. After the microwave beeps, don't take it out! You'll burn yourself. Just let it sit for three minutes in the closed microwave. If you must take the noodles out immediately use oven mitts or some other heat protection.
5. Take the noodles out and pour in the flavor packet (if included). Stir noodles until flavoring dissolves.
6. Add any items that you want of your choice.